straight people are so weird...
 
we all know them, 
 
watching football games on a saturday, 
doing stuff with vaginas,
calling all their friends "bro" or "dude,
wearing crocs,
being homophobic
giving birth to children, i mean? seriously?
 
at the end, they will be weird for ever, but we love them, dont we?
 
and by the way, gays are weird too ;) just in a better way
 
 
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